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Your Place and Garage ​

The long-term Cash and materials sink. Everyone starts in Mum’s Basement. Open 🏠 Your Place from the top of the Skills tab or from your Profile.

  • Moving up costs Cash, Battlestation setup goods, Drip gear and Rig Building parts, and needs a total level (all your skill levels added up). You move one place at a time and never move back down.
  • Rooms open as you move up and stay when you move again. Build one, then upgrade it to level 5. Each level adds a small permanent bonus to the skills it helps, on top of tools, Expertise and everything else.
  • Cars are Cash only, bought in order (each needs the one before), and each takes a garage space: better places have more. They give no bonus: your best car shows on your profile, and owning the Lambroghini Huracoin earns the title Made It.
  • Nothing here is refunded or sold back.

Places ​

PlaceCashMaterialsTotal levelRooms it opensGarage
πŸ›‹οΈ Mum’s BasementFreeWhere everyone startsβ€”πŸ–₯️ Battlestation Corner2 spaces
🏒 Shared Flat$20,00030 Γ— πŸ–₯️ Monitor Riser, 30 Γ— πŸͺͺ Lanyard, 60 Γ— ➿ Wiring Loom40🍳 Kitchen3 spaces
🏠 Studio$250,000150 Γ— πŸ•ΉοΈ Gaming Desk, 150 Γ— πŸͺ§ Pop-Up Banner, 300 Γ— βš™οΈ GPU Core200πŸ—„οΈ Server Room, πŸ“ˆ Trading Desk4 spaces
πŸ™οΈ City Loft$2,500,000400 Γ— πŸŽ›οΈ Corner Command Desk, 400 Γ— πŸ’‘ Lightbox Banner, 800 Γ— 🧊 Cooling Loop500πŸ‹οΈ Home Gym, πŸ‘” Walk-in Wardrobe5 spaces
πŸŒ† Penthouse$12,000,000800 Γ— 🏎️ Racing Cockpit, 800 Γ— πŸš₯ LED Banner, 1,600 Γ— πŸ’Ώ Silicon Wafer900πŸ† Trophy Wall, πŸŽ™οΈ Podcast Studio6 spaces
🏜️ Desert Villa$60,000,0001,500 Γ— πŸ›Έ Trading Pod, 1,500 Γ— 🌈 Holo Banner, 3,000 Γ— βš›οΈ Quantum Core1,300🏊 Infinity Pool, ❄️ Cold Storage Vault7 spaces
  • πŸ›‹οΈ Mum’s Basement: Free rent, free laundry and one window at pavement level. Everyone starts somewhere.
  • 🏒 Shared Flat: Three degens, one router and a fridge rota nobody follows.
  • 🏠 Studio: One room, all yours. The bed folds into the wall; the charts don’t.
  • πŸ™οΈ City Loft: Exposed brick, exposed pipes, exposed to the market.
  • πŸŒ† Penthouse: Top floor. Floor-to-ceiling windows, floor-to-ceiling monitors.
  • 🏜️ Desert Villa: An infinity pool, a palm tree that came on a lorry, and a garage with room for the Lambo.

Rooms ​

RoomOpens atPer levelAt level 5
πŸ–₯️ Battlestation CornerMum’s Basement+1% XP on Artisan skills+5% XP on Artisan skills
🍳 KitchenShared Flat+1% double output on Meal Prep+5% double output on Meal Prep
πŸ—„οΈ Server RoomStudio+1% speed on Crypto Mining and Coding+5% speed on Crypto Mining and Coding
πŸ“ˆ Trading DeskStudio+1% XP on Trading+5% XP on Trading, +1 Market order slot
πŸ‹οΈ Home GymCity Loft+1% XP on Combat skills+5% XP on Combat skills
πŸ‘” Walk-in WardrobeCity Loft+1% chance to save materials on Drip+5% chance to save materials on Drip
πŸ† Trophy WallPenthouse+2% rare finds on every skill+10% rare finds on every skill
πŸŽ™οΈ Podcast StudioPenthouse+1% XP on DYOR and Networking+5% XP on DYOR and Networking
🏊 Infinity PoolDesert Villa+1% XP on Gathering skills+5% XP on Gathering skills
❄️ Cold Storage VaultDesert Villa+1% chance to save materials on Rig Building and Battlestation+5% chance to save materials on Rig Building and Battlestation

πŸ–₯️ Battlestation Corner ​

Where the magic happens. And the cable mess.

Opens at Mum’s Basement. +1% XP on Artisan skills per level.

LevelBonusCashMaterials
1+1% XP on Artisan skills$2,50020 Γ— πŸ–₯️ Monitor Riser, 10 Γ— ➿ Wiring Loom
2+2% XP on Artisan skills$15,00050 Γ— πŸ”Œ Cable Tray, 25 Γ— πŸ“Ÿ Salvaged Board
3+3% XP on Artisan skills$75,000120 Γ— πŸ•ΉοΈ Gaming Desk, 60 Γ— βš™οΈ GPU Core
4+4% XP on Artisan skills$300,000300 Γ— πŸ“ Standing Desk, 150 Γ— πŸ—ƒοΈ Blade Module
5+5% XP on Artisan skills$1,000,000600 Γ— πŸŽ›οΈ Corner Command Desk, 300 Γ— 🧊 Cooling Loop

🍳 Kitchen ​

Two hobs and a microwave. Batch cooking unlocked.

Opens at the Shared Flat. +1% double output on Meal Prep per level.

LevelBonusCashMaterials
1+1% double output on Meal Prep$2,50020 Γ— πŸ–₯️ Monitor Riser, 10 Γ— πŸͺͺ Lanyard
2+2% double output on Meal Prep$15,00050 Γ— πŸ”Œ Cable Tray, 25 Γ— πŸ‘œ Tote Bag
3+3% double output on Meal Prep$75,000120 Γ— πŸ•ΉοΈ Gaming Desk, 60 Γ— πŸͺ§ Pop-Up Banner
4+4% double output on Meal Prep$300,000300 Γ— πŸ“ Standing Desk, 150 Γ— 🧱 Backdrop Wall
5+5% double output on Meal Prep$1,000,000600 Γ— πŸŽ›οΈ Corner Command Desk, 300 Γ— πŸ’‘ Lightbox Banner

πŸ—„οΈ Server Room ​

A cupboard with a fan in it. Don’t call it a cupboard.

Opens at the Studio. +1% speed on Crypto Mining and Coding per level.

LevelBonusCashMaterials
1+1% speed on Crypto Mining and Coding$5,00020 Γ— πŸ“Ÿ Salvaged Board, 10 Γ— πŸ”Œ Cable Tray
2+2% speed on Crypto Mining and Coding$30,00050 Γ— βš™οΈ GPU Core, 25 Γ— πŸ•ΉοΈ Gaming Desk
3+3% speed on Crypto Mining and Coding$150,000120 Γ— πŸ—ƒοΈ Blade Module, 60 Γ— πŸ“ Standing Desk
4+4% speed on Crypto Mining and Coding$600,000300 Γ— 🧊 Cooling Loop, 150 Γ— πŸŽ›οΈ Corner Command Desk
5+5% speed on Crypto Mining and Coding$2,000,000600 Γ— πŸ’Ώ Silicon Wafer, 300 Γ— 🏎️ Racing Cockpit

πŸ“ˆ Trading Desk ​

Six screens, one chart, zero sleep.

Opens at the Studio. +1% XP on Trading per level. At level 5 it also adds 1 Market order slot.

LevelBonusCashMaterials
1+1% XP on Trading$5,00020 Γ— πŸ”Œ Cable Tray, 10 Γ— πŸ“Ÿ Salvaged Board
2+2% XP on Trading$30,00050 Γ— πŸ•ΉοΈ Gaming Desk, 25 Γ— βš™οΈ GPU Core
3+3% XP on Trading$150,000120 Γ— πŸ“ Standing Desk, 60 Γ— πŸ—ƒοΈ Blade Module
4+4% XP on Trading$600,000300 Γ— πŸŽ›οΈ Corner Command Desk, 150 Γ— 🧊 Cooling Loop
5+5% XP on Trading$2,000,000600 Γ— 🏎️ Racing Cockpit, 300 Γ— πŸ’Ώ Silicon Wafer

πŸ‹οΈ Home Gym ​

Diamond hands need diamond arms.

Opens at the City Loft. +1% XP on Combat skills per level.

LevelBonusCashMaterials
1+1% XP on Combat skills$7,50020 Γ— βš™οΈ GPU Core, 10 Γ— πŸͺ§ Pop-Up Banner
2+2% XP on Combat skills$45,00050 Γ— πŸ—ƒοΈ Blade Module, 25 Γ— 🧱 Backdrop Wall
3+3% XP on Combat skills$225,000120 Γ— 🧊 Cooling Loop, 60 Γ— πŸ’‘ Lightbox Banner
4+4% XP on Combat skills$900,000300 Γ— πŸ’Ώ Silicon Wafer, 150 Γ— πŸš₯ LED Banner
5+5% XP on Combat skills$3,000,000600 Γ— πŸ”³ Custom ASIC, 300 Γ— 🌈 Holo Banner

πŸ‘” Walk-in Wardrobe ​

Every hoodie you were ever given, sorted by bull run.

Opens at the City Loft. +1% chance to save materials on Drip per level.

LevelBonusCashMaterials
1+1% chance to save materials on Drip$7,50020 Γ— πŸͺ§ Pop-Up Banner, 10 Γ— πŸ•ΉοΈ Gaming Desk
2+2% chance to save materials on Drip$45,00050 Γ— 🧱 Backdrop Wall, 25 Γ— πŸ“ Standing Desk
3+3% chance to save materials on Drip$225,000120 Γ— πŸ’‘ Lightbox Banner, 60 Γ— πŸŽ›οΈ Corner Command Desk
4+4% chance to save materials on Drip$900,000300 Γ— πŸš₯ LED Banner, 150 Γ— 🏎️ Racing Cockpit
5+5% chance to save materials on Drip$3,000,000600 Γ— 🌈 Holo Banner, 300 Γ— πŸ›Έ Trading Pod

πŸ† Trophy Wall ​

Your Grails and Hall of Fame sets, lit like a museum. Good vibes find you.

Opens at the Penthouse. +2% rare finds on every skill per level.

LevelBonusCashMaterials
1+2% rare finds on every skill$12,50020 Γ— πŸ“ Standing Desk, 10 Γ— 🧱 Backdrop Wall
2+4% rare finds on every skill$75,00050 Γ— πŸŽ›οΈ Corner Command Desk, 25 Γ— πŸ’‘ Lightbox Banner
3+6% rare finds on every skill$375,000120 Γ— 🏎️ Racing Cockpit, 60 Γ— πŸš₯ LED Banner
4+8% rare finds on every skill$1,500,000300 Γ— πŸ›Έ Trading Pod, 150 Γ— 🌈 Holo Banner
5+10% rare finds on every skill$5,000,000600 Γ— πŸ›Έ Trading Pod, 300 Γ— 🌈 Holo Banner

πŸŽ™οΈ Podcast Studio ​

Two mics, one opinion, and a sponsor read for a hardware wallet.

Opens at the Penthouse. +1% XP on DYOR and Networking per level.

LevelBonusCashMaterials
1+1% XP on DYOR and Networking$12,50020 Γ— 🧱 Backdrop Wall, 10 Γ— πŸ—ƒοΈ Blade Module
2+2% XP on DYOR and Networking$75,00050 Γ— πŸ’‘ Lightbox Banner, 25 Γ— 🧊 Cooling Loop
3+3% XP on DYOR and Networking$375,000120 Γ— πŸš₯ LED Banner, 60 Γ— πŸ’Ώ Silicon Wafer
4+4% XP on DYOR and Networking$1,500,000300 Γ— 🌈 Holo Banner, 150 Γ— πŸ”³ Custom ASIC
5+5% XP on DYOR and Networking$5,000,000600 Γ— 🌈 Holo Banner, 300 Γ— πŸ”³ Custom ASIC

🏊 Infinity Pool ​

Your best ideas come to you floating. So do your worst.

Opens at the Desert Villa. +1% XP on Gathering skills per level.

LevelBonusCashMaterials
1+1% XP on Gathering skills$20,00020 Γ— 🧊 Cooling Loop, 10 Γ— πŸŽ›οΈ Corner Command Desk
2+2% XP on Gathering skills$120,00050 Γ— πŸ’Ώ Silicon Wafer, 25 Γ— 🏎️ Racing Cockpit
3+3% XP on Gathering skills$600,000120 Γ— πŸ”³ Custom ASIC, 60 Γ— πŸ›Έ Trading Pod
4+4% XP on Gathering skills$2,400,000300 Γ— πŸ”³ Custom ASIC, 150 Γ— πŸ›Έ Trading Pod
5+5% XP on Gathering skills$8,000,000600 Γ— πŸ”³ Custom ASIC, 300 Γ— πŸ›Έ Trading Pod

❄️ Cold Storage Vault ​

Your seed phrase and your spare parts, kept at a steady four degrees.

Opens at the Desert Villa. +1% chance to save materials on Rig Building and Battlestation per level.

LevelBonusCashMaterials
1+1% chance to save materials on Rig Building and Battlestation$20,00020 Γ— 🧊 Cooling Loop, 10 Γ— πŸ’‘ Lightbox Banner
2+2% chance to save materials on Rig Building and Battlestation$120,00050 Γ— πŸ’Ώ Silicon Wafer, 25 Γ— πŸš₯ LED Banner
3+3% chance to save materials on Rig Building and Battlestation$600,000120 Γ— πŸ”³ Custom ASIC, 60 Γ— 🌈 Holo Banner
4+4% chance to save materials on Rig Building and Battlestation$2,400,000300 Γ— πŸ”³ Custom ASIC, 150 Γ— 🌈 Holo Banner
5+5% chance to save materials on Rig Building and Battlestation$8,000,000600 Γ— πŸ”³ Custom ASIC, 300 Γ— 🌈 Holo Banner

Your Garage ​

CarPriceNeedsAbout
🚌 Bus Pass$500β€”Unlimited rides. The night bus is your Uber now.
πŸ›΄ E-Scooter$15,000the Bus PassTop speed 15 mph. Range: one argument with a pothole.
πŸš— Used Hatchback$150,000the E-Scooter, a garage space (Shared Flat)One careful owner. Then four careless ones.
πŸš™ Hot Hatch$1,500,000the Used Hatchback, a garage space (Studio)Loud exhaust, big spoiler, still a hatchback.
🚘 Electric Saloon$8,000,000the Hot Hatch, a garage space (City Loft)Silent, fast and updates itself overnight. Like your bags, but up.
🏁 Track Toy$40,000,000the Electric Saloon, a garage space (Penthouse)No roof, no boot, no regrets. Road-legal on a technicality.
🏎️ Lambroghini Huracoin$250,000,000the Track Toy, a garage space (Desert Villa)Hand-built somewhere nobody can find, painted moon-dust gold, with doors that open upwards and a horn that plays β€œwen”. You made it. Title: Made It.

A parody game. No real coins, no real money, not financial advice. Game data pages are generated from the game’s own engine; Wen Lambo is in a playtest, so numbers may change.