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Shop ​

The Shop tab has three parts: The Guy From Telegramp, extra loadouts and the starter tools.

The Guy From Telegramp ​

  • New stuff every day at 00:00 UTC. Everyone sees the same five offers. Don't ask where he gets it.
  • What's sold: raw materials only, such as groceries, e-waste, flatpack, swag and dev stuff. There's one low-level offer, two mid-level and two high-level. He never sells Scripts, Coupons or Moon Dust.
  • Lots: each offer comes in lots, and you can buy up to 5 lots of each offer a day.
  • Prices are about 2.5Γ— what the items sell for. He saves you time; he's never a way to make Cash.

Standing with The Guy ​

Cash you spend with him adds up over time and unlocks rewards:

Total spentReward
$100,000Regular title
$500,000Haggler title and the Cardboard avatar frame
$10,000,000Bulk Buyer title and the Chrome avatar frame
$50,000,000Telegramp VIP title and the Holo avatar frame

Show a title in Profile β†’ Titles, and a frame in Profile β†’ Name style.

Loadouts ​

  • What a loadout is: a saved set of combat gear, PFPs and banners.
  • Where: manage them in Stash β†’ Equipment, which shows everything you're wearing and your meal. Combat skill pages have a quick switcher too. The Shop is where you buy more.
  • Stash space: gear in a loadout you aren't wearing stays in that loadout, so it doesn't use Stash slots.
  • Meals carry across every loadout.
  • More loadouts: everyone has one. A 2nd costs $250,000, a 3rd $1,000,000 and a 4th $25,000,000.
  • To build a new one: switch to an empty loadout, then tap gear, PFPs or banners in your Stash to equip them.
  • You can't switch loadouts in the middle of a fight.

Starter tools ​

Sells the tier 1 (Budget) tool for each of the 12 skills that use a tool. You can only buy a tool you don't already have. Once you own all 12, the section folds away. Better tools are built in Rig Building (tools).

Playtest

When the playtest ends, Cash, items and standing with The Guy are reset along with the rest of your progress.

A parody game. No real coins, no real money, not financial advice. Game data pages are generated from the game’s own engine; Wen Lambo is in a playtest, so numbers may change.