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Tier 1 · recommended level 1. Drops marked ✨ are rare (2% or less) and boosted by rare-find bonuses. Common drops are skipped when the Stash is full; the fight goes on.

🤖 Reply Bot

Says 'great project ser' to everything, obituaries included.

Stat	Value
Recommended level	1
Health	18
Max hit	5
Accuracy / evasion	504 / 252
Attack time	2.4 s
Cash per win	$4–12

Drop	Amount	Chance per win
➰ Copper Wire	1–3	50%
📋 Copy-Paste Snippet	1–2	25%
📝 Research Notes	1–2	4%
📦 Small Block Reward	1	1 in 250 ✨
✨ Moon Dust	1	1 in 250 ✨

🚀 Emoji Spammer

Fourteen rockets and a link. Every time.

Stat	Value
Recommended level	1
Health	19
Max hit	6
Accuracy / evasion	554 / 347
Attack time	2.8 s
Cash per win	$4–12

Drop	Amount	Chance per win
🍜 Instant Noodles	1–3	50%
👕 Conference Tee	1–2	25%
📝 Research Notes	1–2	4%
📦 Small Block Reward	1	1 in 250 ✨
✨ Moon Dust	1	1 in 250 ✨

🌾 Engagement Farmer

Asks 'GM or GN?' and calls it content.

Stat	Value
Recommended level	1
Health	23
Max hit	7
Accuracy / evasion	454 / 410
Attack time	3.4 s
Cash per win	$4–12

Drop	Amount	Chance per win
📦 Cardboard Flatpack	1–3	50%
➿ Wiring Loom	1–2	25%
📝 Research Notes	1–2	4%
📦 Small Block Reward	1	1 in 250 ✨
✨ Moon Dust	1	1 in 250 ✨

🕹️ The Bot Herder

Runs ten thousand reply bots from one laptop.

Stat	Value
Recommended level	9
Health	124
Max hit	10
Accuracy / evasion	522 / 491
Attack time	3 s
Cash per win	$80–240
Entry	Uses up one 📝 Research Notes; the fight ends after one win

Drop	Amount	Chance per win
📦 Small Block Reward	1	100%
🧩 Bot Herder's Captcha	1	2.5%
✨ Moon Dust	1–2	20%
➿ Wiring Loom	5–15	100%