Chirper Spaces
A live audio room where everyone's a founder and nobody's listening.
Tier 5 · recommended level 60. Drops marked ✨ are rare (2% or less) and boosted by rare-find bonuses. Common drops are skipped when the Stash is full; the fight goes on.
🗣️ Hype Shill
Has never seen a chart it didn't call bullish.
| Stat | Value |
|---|---|
| Recommended level | 60 |
| Health | 106 |
| Max hit | 37 |
| Accuracy / evasion | 6,637 / 3,318 |
| Attack time | 2.4 s |
| Cash per win | $72–216 |
| Drop | Amount | Chance per win |
|---|---|---|
| 💧 Liquid Cooler | 1–3 | 50% |
| 🗝️ API Key | 1–2 | 25% |
| 📝 Research Notes | 1–2 | 4% |
| 🎁 Full Block Reward | 1 | 1 in 250 ✨ |
| ✨ Moon Dust | 1 | 1 in 250 ✨ |
📸 Fake Influencer
Ten million followers. Eleven of them real.
| Stat | Value |
|---|---|
| Recommended level | 60 |
| Health | 113 |
| Max hit | 41 |
| Accuracy / evasion | 7,300 / 4,563 |
| Attack time | 2.8 s |
| Cash per win | $72–216 |
| Drop | Amount | Chance per win |
|---|---|---|
| 🐟 Clearance Salmon | 1–3 | 50% |
| 🎽 Limited Varsity | 1–2 | 25% |
| 📝 Research Notes | 1–2 | 4% |
| 🎁 Full Block Reward | 1 | 1 in 250 ✨ |
| ✨ Moon Dust | 1 | 1 in 250 ✨ |
💸 Paid Promoter
'Not financial advice.' Paid to say that too.
| Stat | Value |
|---|---|
| Recommended level | 60 |
| Health | 137 |
| Max hit | 50 |
| Accuracy / evasion | 5,973 / 5,392 |
| Attack time | 3.4 s |
| Cash per win | $72–216 |
| Drop | Amount | Chance per win |
|---|---|---|
| 🟤 Walnut Slab | 1–3 | 50% |
| 🧊 Cooling Loop | 1–2 | 25% |
| 📝 Research Notes | 1–2 | 4% |
| 🎁 Full Block Reward | 1 | 1 in 250 ✨ |
| ✨ Moon Dust | 1 | 1 in 250 ✨ |
🧵 The Thread Lord
A 47-part thread at 3am. Every part links to his course.
| Stat | Value |
|---|---|
| Recommended level | 68 |
| Health | 743 |
| Max hit | 67 |
| Accuracy / evasion | 6,869 / 6,471 |
| Attack time | 3 s |
| Cash per win | $1,440–4,320 |
| Entry | Uses up one 📑 Research Report: Degen Summit; the fight ends after one win |
| Drop | Amount | Chance per win |
|---|---|---|
| 🎁 Full Block Reward | 1 | 100% |
| 🎙️ Thread Lord's Mic | 1 | 2.5% |
| ✨ Moon Dust | 1–2 | 20% |
| 🧊 Cooling Loop | 5–15 | 100% |